When Harry first met Sally。
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve.
率先次遇到，她指摘，他不羁。贰11周岁的时候，她的女对象的男票搭她的车同去NYC。直爽单线条的她，Sally，一面陈设着在London大学开头新闻报道人员深造，一面执着、以至固执地，用力地抱持“男女之间相对存在友情”的信念，和完全不屑此理论的Harry，在晚餐上桌一语不合。所以一气之下一口气开18时辰的车一块直抵London，然后早上在 the Washington Square Arch作鸟兽散。
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -Harry's epic declaration of love
Harry Burns: I miss her.
Sally Albright: I don't miss him. I really don't.
Harry Burns: Not even a little?
Sally Albright: You know what I miss? I miss the *idea* of him.
"I'v been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you."
"What I'm saying is--and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form--is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." -Harry exlaining his entire philosophy to Sally
"How do you expect me to respond to this?"
"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed
to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll
have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is
married to your husband." -Marie on the difficulty of being single
"When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side." - Harry explaining his dark side
"How about you love me too"
"There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance." -Harry explaining women to Sally
"How about I'm leaving"
"It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk." -Harry trying to break the awkwardness with Sally
"Doesn't what I said mean anything to you?"
"You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship. Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, How come you never take me to the airport anymore?" -Pro relationship tips from Harry
"Im sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve, I know you are feeling lonely, but you just can't show up, say you love me and expect that to make it all right. It doesn't work this way!"
"You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you." - Sally after Harry's declaration of love
"Then how about this way? I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out; I love that it takes you 1 & 1/2 hours to order a sandwich; I love that you get a little crinkle here when you look at me like I'm a nuts; I love that after I spent a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes; and I love that you are the last person that I wanna talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely or because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life start as soon as possible."
"All this time I've been saying that he didn't want to get married. But the truth is he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me." -Sally sobbing after she finds out her ex is engaged
5 years later.
"You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you....And I hate you, Harry....I really hate you...I hate you...."
"Because of God." -Sally of why they don't make Sunday in the days of the week underpants
Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a
symptom that something else is wrong.
台词最得我心。Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
"Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and
all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math." -Sally
on faking orgasms
"You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life." -Harry to Sally
"You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death." -Sally to Harry
"I'll have what she's having." -Rob Reiner's mother reacting to Sally's faked orgasm
Harry Burns: The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.
Another 5 years.
Harry Burns: Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone
is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or
later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this
dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone
calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Harry Burns: Please, Jess, Marie. Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table. This stupid wagon wheel ROY ROGERS GARAGE SALE COFFEE TABLE!
Jess: I thought you liked it!
Harry Burns: I WAS BEING NICE!
Sally: He just bumped into Helen.
"Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice." -Oh snap! Good one, Sally